I bet he comes in French.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We had sex on a dog bed..
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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