I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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