He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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