I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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