just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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