should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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