Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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