its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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