Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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