I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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