North Korea, Best Korea!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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