dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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