Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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