im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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