So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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