he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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