Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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