Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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