white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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