That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
should my penis look like a turkey
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
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Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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