After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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