we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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