so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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