If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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