heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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