i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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