The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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