i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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