...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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