I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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