i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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