I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
