There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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