I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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