I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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