its not stalking. its research.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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