The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Sry I called you an 8
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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