Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.