hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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