Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I accidentally burped into my bong.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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