no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
She bit a glass in half.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize
