dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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