I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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