i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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