Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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