some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
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May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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