Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
