Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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