Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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