respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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