Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I've blown a few things in my day
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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