I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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