so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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